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#10 - YOU CAN TRADE AN OLD 44 FOR A NEW 22.

#9 - YOU CAN KEEP ONE HANDGUN AT HOME, AND HAVE ANOTHER FOR WHEN YOU'RE ON THE ROAD.

#8 - IF YOU ADMIRE A FRIEND'S HANDGUN, AND TELL HIM SO, HE WILL PROBABLY LET YOU TRY IT OUT A FEW TIMES.

#7 - YOUR PRIMARY HANDGUN DOESN'T MIND IF YOU KEEP ANOTHER HANDGUN FOR A BACK UP.

#6 - YOUR HANDGUN WILL STAY WITH YOU EVEN IF YOU RUN OUT OF AMMO.

#5 - A HANDGUN DOESN'T TAKE UP A LOT OF CLOSET SPACE.

#4 - HANDGUNS FUNCTION NORMALLY EVERY DAY OF THE MONTH.

#3 - A HANDGUN DOESN'T ASK, "DO THESE NEW GRIPS MAKE ME LOOK FAT?

#2 - A HANDGUN DOESN'T MIND IF YOU GO TO SLEEP AFTER YOU USE IT.

And, the number one reason a handgun is favored over a woman...

#1 - YOU CAN BUY A SILENCER FOR A HANDGUN !!!

 

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RE: TOP 10 REASONS WHY SOME MEN FAVOR HANDGUNS OVER WOMEN.
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LOL, this is a good one for sure
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TOP 10 REASONS WHY SOME WOMEN FAVOR HANDGUNS OVER WOMEN.
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NOW, Read the opposite


Top 10 reasons why some WOMEN prefer handguns over men
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#10. Guns can be traded in

#9. You can shot the lazy lump on your couch

#8. If you have a rifle, the handgun wont feel betrayed

#7. Handguns can actually compliment that new motorcycle

#6. A handgun doesnt mind if you ask for directions

#5. A handgun doesn't smell of beer if you give it a night off

#4. No handgun would feel unloved if it had to sleep on the shelf for a week

#3. Handguns only cause drama when they are used on accident

#2. Handguns stay good looking for many years

And, finally, the number one reason for women to prefer handguns...

#1. ~*~ Guns dont hog the remote ~*~
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